Luke and Noah Finally Have Sex

It has been a looooong wait (almost a year and a half since their first groundbreaking kiss), but gay teens Luke Snyder (Van Hansis) and Noah Mayer (Jake Silbermann) have finally made sweet love on CBS' daytime soap "As the World Turns."

The Procter & Gamble sponsored program would of course not show the boys in bed, but we did get a shirtless scene and a kiss, so that's progress. Here's a quick video edit of the key moments from today's episode.

"Gossip Girl's" Chace Crawford & Blake Lively Wining & Dining

Every time I see hot candids of "Gossip" guy Chace Crawford I tell myself I should really start watching the 10+ episodes of his CW show that have piled up on my DVR. Maybe I'll do a "Gossip Girl" marathon later this week. I'd love a Chacetastic weekend.

I hear Leona Lewis' new video, in which the guy who breathes life into Upper East Side's Nathaniel Archibald even gets several speaking lines, premieres later this week. Meanwhile, here's Chace and his co-star Blake Lively having lunch on Friday.

Real World Hottie Scott Herman Wallpaper

I can't believe MTV tricked me into watching Real World. It feels like college all over again. But I couldn't help it. There's plenty of hot talent in Brooklyn this year and male model Scott Herman is one of the reasons I had to tune in.


The boy is only 24 and has trained obsessively for 10 years as he desires making it big in the modeling industry.




Scott has also been dubbed "Best Abs on the East Coast" (what? I have to do crunches for 10 years to get that sex-pack!!!? crap) and featured in Men's Health magazine.


Although I think high-end fashion normally goes for a different type of guys, who am I to ruin sexy boy's dreams by saying I could only picture him as a fitness or underwear model?

Zac Efron @ Golden Globes 2009

"High School Musical" hunk Zac Efron and his co-star/gal Vanessa Hudgens shared the spotlight at last night's Golden Globes Awards at the Beverly Hilton. I couldn't care less about the boy several years ago, but seeing these latest pics, I have to admit he's certainly grown into a fine little lad.

Later that evening, Efron - who says he gets nervous before awards shows and similar type of events, what a cutie - took to the stage with "Heroes" siren Hayden Panettiere to present an award. In case you were wondering (I know I was), he was wearing a Burberry suit and Ferragamo shoes.

Chris Evans Gets Gay-Friendly

I may not care for actor Chris Evans' body of work, but my shallow self would certainly love to worship his uhm... body. Drool...wait for it...worthy! According to queer mag "The Advocate," Evans' brother is gay, so the actor supports key GLBT issues, including same-sex marriage.


He did however say he tries to stay away from gay bars, as an army of gossip bloggers, tabloid tsars and paparazzi stalkers would probably love to get some gay rumors going.


Although I fail to see how gay rumors can negatively impact an actor's career (certainly not at this day and age), I can't really blame him - I often get sick of gay bars myself, and I play on his brother's team.

"Lipstick Jungle" Hottie Robert Buckley Moves to CW's "Privileged"

Did you know "Sex and the City" knock-off "Lipstcik Jungle" ended its run on NBC last Friday? I didn't think you would. 4 million people tuned in and apparently that was quite an audience for the low-rated soap. Fans of the ubersexy Robert Buckley, a.k.a. "The Only Reason I Tuned Into This Lame Show"...


...will be happy to hear they can Buckle up all over again on the even lower-rated CW, as hunky Robbie guest stars on the teen soap "Privileged" (Tuesdays at 9pm after "90210"). Only 18 episodes of that show have been ordered for this season, so his stint may be a short one.



For those who care - Buckley's "Lipstick" character Kirby Atwood did get a happy ending with his foxy mama (Kim Raver's Nico Reilly). She apparently couldn't find words to describe her relationship with Griffin, but wouldn't stop talking on national TV about her ex Kirby.



Well, how could one blame her? If I got to squeeze those hot Buckley buns, I wouldn't stop talking about it either.

FLESHBACK: Lorenzo Lamas in "Falcon Crest"

Boy, do I love watching reruns of "Falcon Crest" off my SoapNet DVDs or what! The plot is OK, but Lorenzo Lamas in his 20s dipping his lazy playboy butt in the Falcon Crest pool with his girlfriend of the week is absolutely yummers! I just wish those conservative buttheads at CBS gave him more shirtless scenes.


Then again, I'm only up to the end of season 2 (I almost forgot Julia was the nutty one!), so maybe there's much more of his semi-naked goodness on the way. Thank God he stuck around for all 9 seasons, so I'll get a chance to get really sick of him. I want to overdose on hunky Lorenzo. Gimme more!

Jensen Ackles & Girlfriend Danneel Harris @ "My Bloody Valentine" Premiere

Oh I remember the first time I laid my hungry eyes on this prime piece of male flesh... Way back in... what was it? 2001? I was watching Jessica Alba's "Dark Angel" on FOX and I instantly hit my dial-up Internet searching for more of the hot fella called Jensen Ackles. Those were the days. Flashing forward to 2009...


...I see our "Supernatural" hottie is well tanned after his recent holiday in Belize. The movie he was promoting (on the red carpet with his gal Danneel) is "My Bloody Valentine," a 2009 remake of a 1981 Canadian slasher with lost of blood and all that nasty stuff. You can see it in theaters just one day after "Supernatural" returns to The CW (i.e., the flick opens nationwide January 16).


There was also a little "Dark Angel" reunion as Jensen gave his former castmate Jessica Alba a hug. Aaaaaw... Precious!

Brandon Stoughton Wallpaper

My name is Douche Bag and I'm a total manizer. I absolutely adore beautiful male species of the homosapiens kind, so it is only fitting that I come up with a blog about hot guys and title it this way. I begin with a little wallpaper I made to sizzle across my screen featuring His Royal Hotness Brandon Stoughton of the Britney Spears' 'Womanizer' fame.


Actually, I'll pretend the song and the video is titled 'Manizer' and it is an ode to the yummylicious goodness that will hopefully (barring my lazy ways and days) come to light on this very cyberspot in the weeks and months to come. I'll try to limit my craptastic banter to minimum and indulge your visual senses to the joys of male physique. That's it. Off we go. Manizer is born.